Friday, 19 March 2010

Just cause I wrote it...

(Battle sounds in the background)
Valiant: What did you say? King Brans has been beheaded?!
Lazyrus: So we can't switch perspectives anymore? How do we solve our problems now?
Jorgeous: But our giant king is immortal! We must find his head before this battle goes hugly...
Sir Mart: According to the information we should head that way...

(minutes later)
Valiant: My king! Wake up!
King Brans: Oh look, if it isn't my puny human knights, I will have your head for letting this happen!
Sir Mart: It appears that we will have your head first... Sir...
King Brans: Hun?? What... WHERE THE HELL IS MY BODY!
Lazyrus: Bah... one would think that he would shout less without lungs... oh well...
Jorgeous: Your gorgeous body is nowhere to be found sir.

(switch to top-down view, lots of enemys can be seen)
King Brans: Indeed it seams so... Anyway, there is a battle to win!
Sir Mart: But sir, we are heavelly outnumbered!
King Brans: Useless scum, I will just squish these... oh right...
Valiant: Sir, if I may suggest: if you may line them up i shall take them one by one!
King Brans: Oh... working together hun... That is a new perspective on the scene...

(switch to side-scroll)

1 comment:

  1. Intro cinematic?... sounds like a job for an animator! *Heroic pose*

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